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Blast

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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:10 pm Post subject:

Why thank you lilliebet, Its nice to know that you recognize my talents. The sing-a-long sure pulled a few boozers into the old tavern didn't it? Glad to meet you, Nodge, and Paisley too made an appearance, whooo hoooo, The old saying still fits... "build it and they will come" Line 'em up bar tender, theres a party going on _________________ Blast aka Bill Gray

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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 10:09 pm Post subject: Poetry in motion...

Thanks for the welcome guys. Hi Blast. As Bryan Adams might say: "Here I am, this is me, There's nowhere else on Earth I'd rather be..." I am acutally a published poet. At least that's what I told the magistrates when they discovered my disgrunted iambic pentameter on the local police station wall. "Gimme back my Murphy's!" To take it is a crime "Gimme back my Murphy's" It's well gone closing time! Cheers to all!

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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:18 am Post subject:

By the way, who is the bartender??? Paul, phoenix22, who is the bartender, anyone know? To be a bartender in this joint, you will have to drink only milk as it is imperitive that you have your wits about you at all times ...and Nodge, I saw that verse on the wall of the local constabulary, underneath, the local plod had written "Nodge, you are a drunkard" "So Nodge, you're in the clink" "We had to take your Murphy's" "No more are you to drink" "Nodge you are a drunkard" "ten times you've been in here" "The coppers fridge of Murphy's" "overflows with all your beer" _________________ Blast aka Bill Gray

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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 2:04 am Post subject:

Blast wrote:

To be a bartender in this joint, you will have to drink only milk as it is imperitive that you have your wits about you at all times

How about milk with a shot of kahlua, just to take the edge of off the milk? Very Happy

Blast

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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 2:22 am Post subject:

k027 wrote:

How about milk with a shot of kahlua, just to take the edge of off the milk? Very Happy

Whoops, Yeah sorry k027, good call, what was I thinking?

Milk, straight, is far too hard!! and we are in a tavern
by the way, have we found the bartender yet???

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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 10:20 am Post subject:

Blast wrote:

by the way, have we found the bartender yet???

I prefer a barmaid to a bartender anyday. There's something about the presence of a woman that helps tame the rowdy types. Very Happy

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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 10:32 am Post subject:

Hey there k027, I did a bit of searching around the tavern and found a couple of barmaids that we can whip into shape, what do you reckon???? _________________ Blast aka Bill Gray

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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 1:29 pm Post subject:

Have you informed your nominees ahead of time of your decision to so honor them by selecting them for this important task?

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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:57 pm Post subject:

k027 wrote:

Have you informed your nominees ahead of time of your decision to so honor them by selecting them for this important task? Smile

Hell no, I am just pointing them out across a crowded tavern to you, so that we may confer as to suitability to your earlier comment....

k027 wrote:

There's something about the presence of a woman that helps tame the rowdy types.

Do you think think they will be able to tame the rowdy types?. If you do, I will approach them and offer them the job.

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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:18 pm Post subject: Suitability of barstaff

My favourite barmaid always draws a shamrock into my Guinness and never chastises me when I stagger. If we were drawing up candidates for my workplace, we'd have to draw up a "person specification" which is as bad as it sounds! A good barmaid must be able to deal with troublesome all kinds of troublesome, drunken lowlifes... _________________ "God save all here and mine's a pint of large."

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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:25 pm Post subject: More drunken ramblings...

Sorry, my grammar always goes to pot (geddit?) when I'm drunk and depressed. What I meant to say In my drunken way Was for a barmaid to be good I really think she should Be kind and ready To draw a pint so steady Be tolerant when I faint And have the patience of a Saint I don't mind a bloke serving As long as he's not unnerving Like the barman I was knew Who through your crisps at you! _________________ "God save all here and mine's a pint of large."

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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:37 am Post subject:

Blast wrote:

Do you think think they will be able to tame the rowdy types?. If you do, I will approach them and offer them the job.

I believe that you've made a couple of excellent choices. You must proceed cautiously, however. It will take quite a bit of salesmanship to convince those two smart cookies to take the barmaid job. After all, the job doesn't pay very well. You will need to offer substantial perquisites. Smile

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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:48 pm Post subject:

they would be good barmaids though. Pulls out a bottle of moonshine Join me in a drink? _________________ Who's up for a pint http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/pint.gif

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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 11:14 pm Post subject:

What a beautiful song, Is that the Mormon Tabernacle Choir I can hear or the Computer Cops Barbershop Quartet?

lilliebet

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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:45 pm Post subject:

No it's the MORON tabernacle choir _________________ Lilliebet...another point of view

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